We got tired of watching great brands get deprioritized.
Spiteful Sloth LLC was founded in Chicago by Bri Hanes and Jordan Martinez — two veterans who saw too many growth-oriented businesses stuck in "The Agency Gap": too sophisticated for freelancers, too small to matter to the big firms.
So we built the agency we always wished our clients could hire. No junior hand-offs. No bloated overhead. No black-box reporting. Just senior strategists embedded directly into your team, moving at your speed.
Direct-to-expert access
We eliminate the account manager layer entirely. The strategist you meet in the pitch is the strategist managing your campaigns on day 30 and day 300.
"Win at all costs — but lower the cost of winning."
Embedded integration
We function as your in-house digital department — inside your Slack, inside your real-time dashboards, inside your decision-making. We are a partner, not a line item.
Month-to-month agreements. We earn your business every 30 days — not once a year at contract renewal.
